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Sports Central November 1, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Week 9 "As you may have heard, I'm the proud new owner of 21 Papa John's restaurants. I call them 'my babies.' Now, I've got more babies than Antonio Cromartie. But just barely," says Peyton Manning.
Food Processing October 2012	Food Funnies: You Write the Cartoon Caption - November 2012 To the comedian goes the spoils. Write the winning caption for our November 2012 turkey themed cartoon.
Sports Central October 31, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 33 "I'll echo the sentiments of Dale Earnhardt, Jr.," Jimmie Johnson said. "It's good to be back in the 'driver's seat.' Up to this point, Keselowski had a lock on the points lead. Well, that lock's been 'Jimmied.'"
AskMen.com Michael McKenna	Hurricane Sandy If you're anything like us, of course, you're on it. Your windows are expertly sealed, your stockpile of MREs (and possibly some dehydrated "astronaut ice cream" for dessert) is extensive and varied, and your personal valuables have been flown to a secret location.
Sports Central October 25, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Week 8 "I imagine the Chargers expect to bounce back strong," Pat Shurmur said. "Whatever's wrong, expect them to have it 'fixed' at the Dawg Pound."
Sports Central October 24, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 32 "I should give Danica Patrick a lesson in offensive driving," Tony Stewart said. "If you want to spin someone, you can't spin yourself. This may or may not be in the Bible, but Ice Cube once said, 'Check yo'self before you wreck 'yo'self.'"
Sports Central October 18, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Week 7 "Normally," Tony Romo said, "Dez Bryant is my go-to receiver. Sometimes, that means I 'go to' him and ask him how he dropped such a pass.
Sports Central October 17, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 31 "I didn't qualify for the Chase For the Cup," Kyle Busch said, "so I, like about 8 of 12 Chasers too far behind to matter, am not eligible to win the title. It may be lonely at the top, but not at the bottom."
Sports Central October 11, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NFL Weekly Predictions: Week 6 "Brandon Weeden's career is off to a rough start," said Pat Shurmur. "You could say the 'Brandon Weeden era' is as auspicious as the 'Brandon Weeden ERA.' But he's resilient. He's been 0-5 before. In another job in which throwing was imperative."
Sports Central October 10, 2012 Jeffrey Boswell	NASCAR Top 10 Power Rankings: Week 30 "I lost my rearview mirror about midway through Sunday's race," Denny Hamlin said. "Luckily, it was replaceable, because I couldn't see myself winning without it.
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